Bob's Burgers is such a great show. You have a variety of different types of humor all balled up into one horribly drawn cartoon.
I was just rewatching Season 2 for the 70th time and still laughed when Bob told a customer he had dead eyes.
I was having this weird internal conflict this morning about the post a wrote yesterday or whenever about Wolverine. It occurred to me that I have not actually see the movie 'The Wolverine', or at least not the one that was based in China or Mongolia or wherever. I was basically just angry that they not only make him the main character of the series, but then two separate films about him. The first one was horrible! The one with Sabertooth? C'mon Liev Schreiber. You look ridiculous.
Speaking of looking ridiculous, I have not had to time to, nor the money, to pay to go to the barber shop! So basically I take a 'men's grooming kit' which I found in a bathroom. So basically I look like a ferret. As if I didn't start out that way.
What else, what else, what else... I was on the phone with a customer and my very loud dog came over to me, sat at my feet for a minute and started barking his head off. Not only did he startle me, but the woman almost hung up the phone. We ended up laughing about it and she made some off hand comment about how horrible her children are and that I shouldn't buy one. Whatever. I closed the sale, Maybe loud barking is some sort of panic indicator for people to spend large amounts of money.
Here in New York we were having odd weather. We have enough odd things going on here, the last thing we need is mother nature meddling in with our business. Two days of 50 degree weather, finished with sub zero rain and snow nightmare. Someone's fucking with us aren't they? It feels like the weather gods have this weird plan where we never actually get to see Spring and it shifts straight into Summer and there is some sort of massive pile up of people all trying to get their air conditioning units out of storage at the same time. It's kind of like World War Z, except with people carrying air conditioners, in place of zombies and it's Africa hot outside.
Anyone out there that's ever been a server at a restaurant probably has had a 'server nightmare'. It's kind of like you're at work, and no one else showed up, but you have a full restaurant to take care of, and all the food is cold and you can't find ice. You keep forgetting orders and keep apologizing to people for everything being horrible only to look down and you're naked. Then you wake up thinking ' OMG what a crazy dream! I can't wait to tell my other server friends' or 'OMG my life is terrible!' or 'OMG I shit the bed!'.
Dreams are weird. I had a dream the other night that I was explaining different textures of a wall to a customer (who IRL I'd spoken to on the phone but never in person who was a real life nightmare him/her self) and every time i touched the wall to explain what I was talking about the texted changed and I would have to go back and start the explanation over again. If that were how my appointments went IRL, I think that would be great! 'Hey! your texture is bumpy but if I touch it enough maybe it will end up flat and then I won't have to explain to a grown adult what texture on a wall is!' But no. People don't know that their walls aren't completely flat. Like the Earth? Amirite Columbus? Galileo? Who else was on board with the flat earth idea?
This goes down in history as my worst post.
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