So if she figures out inner peace, then there is silence of those lambs? Why were they crying in the first place? I'm still watching the movie so maybe they explain why there are in the first place. Either way, if you put the movie on mute, it makes no sense. Who'da thought. I've kinda been eating and drinking throughout the movie so I don't have a full grasp on why Jodie Foster matters, but I'm gathering by the end of the movie she'll kill the cannibal and win an oscar 20 years ago.
I'm fully aware that no one reads this blog. It's kind of why I love the blog in the first place. I don't have to appeal to anyone! I don't have the check my spelling or read the entries over the ensure that I've made sense. I don't want to make sense! Or need to make sense! Point is, when I get a tattoo, I keep it a secret. i don't know why. I feel that a tattoo is something sacred and you keep it to yourself. If you show everyone and tell everyone about it, it's like you got it to show it off rather than for yourself. And I feel that if I tell anyone about my tattoo, EVEN IF THEY ASK ABOUT IT, I'll deny it and ignore them and remind them that they are lonely. Mostly.
So I've been with my boyfriend for some time now. It feels like DAYS!, no..... WEEKS. and finally, we took that step in tattooing each other's names into each others' legs. If that is a thing. Now, you realize tattoos are forever, right? well, he is forever. In terms of human lifespan, of course. I would like my readers to be aware of how much I have drank tonight. I have drank a lot. much Jack Daniels. When I die, or are forced into rehab, Jack Daniels with go bankrupt. Sorry to hear that.
It's weird to watch a fairly old movie and hear the famous quotes from that movie in its original context. Especially when you've never seen the movie before. I've seen Star Wars a million times so when Family Guy and Robot Chicken started making fun of it, I had already understood it from it's source material, rather than popular culture references. So when the gross dude said 'it puts the lotion on the skin unless it gets the hose again' I got it! I totally get it! I don't get it, the movie isn't over and Ted Levine isn't dead, so whatever. I like to think that classic movies that are supposedly excellent don't have people in it that are unbelievable. I don't mean unbelievable in the irrational sense, like 'this Coq au Vin is unbelievable!', more like, 'your story is unbelievable, Lindsay Lohan, you are now charged with everything.'
But the girl lock in the well or wherever is unbelievable. Shut up and stop calling your rescuer 'a fucking bitch'. If I was Jodie Foster, I would have been like 'whatever, put the lotion on, and have your skin become a dress for Mr. Levine." (barf)
If you didn't understand the point of the story, Jodie Foster gets a tattoo of my boyfriend's name on her leg and I end up marrying Hannibal Lector? I thought there was a part where some guy at a table has his brain exposed, but maybe that's the sequel. I'm gonna go back to drinking JD, if you care to love me, then love me.
Love you, beat it.
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